Friday, March 17, 2006

Scott. Call me.

I responder to your email about this weekend and I assumed you were coming with me to the party. Or, at least meeting me at the bar. I don't know AS YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED ME YET. I am so going to bitch-slap you.
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4 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh Scott! You're in t r o u b l e!!!

1:39 PM EST
Yvette said...

What's a bitch slap? Sounds like something every woman should know. I've obviously been out of the English-speaking world too long.

5:08 AM EST
Angry Gnome said...

I think there are different kinds of bitch-slaps. Firstly, there are those that are kind of "Dynasty-esque". You know, they're all about the drama of the motion rather than the actual slap itself. Secondly, there are "urban" bitch-slaps, which are frequently done by women who catch their cheating partners with other women. Gunshot and knife wounds are for the men, bitch-slaps are for the women.
There's also a variation in the form of the "pimp-slap", which is much like the bitch-slap but in reverse, almost like a back-handed bitch-slap.

9:45 AM EST
Yvette said...

Thanks AG, that certainly clears things up. I've never had to bitch-slap anyone. Unfortunately, I have BEEN bitch-slapped.

10:01 AM EST

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